Billy misbehaves at a sleepover/Transcript

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Ladonna: Billy, Punky has invited you for a sleepover at her house for one night. It's going to be this Saturday night.

Billy: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!?!?! PUNKY IS SUCH A JERK, AND SHE HAS GOTTEN ME INTO TROUBLE BEFORE IN THE PAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I ALSO HATE SLEEPOVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

'Ladonna: I don't care what Punky did from the past! You are going to have a sleepover at Punky's house for one night, whenever you like sleepovers or not! Because you need to learn how to make new friends! You could risk being lonely if you don't make new friends! You will need a backpack to pack some things in. You will need your toothbrush, toothpaste, floss sticks, your soap, mouthwash, one pair of pajamas, and clean pair of underwear.

(At 5:00pm on Saturday.)

'Ladonna: Billy, it's almost time to go to Punky's house. Have you got everything in your backpack like I asked you to pack?

Billy: I did.

Ladonna: Then, we're ready to go! Remember to be on your best behavior.

Punky's Mom: Hi, Billy. Come on in. We are making dinner. We are having homemade chicken and dumpling soup. Well, what do you think Billy?

Billy: EWW!!!!!!!! THIS FOOD IS GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Punky's Mom: Billy, that is not acceptable at all!!!!!

Billy: But, I wasn't trying to be disrespectful.

Punky's Mom: Nope! It doesn't matter you are still not to say it out loud! You can't other people's cooking! Remember, your mom told me you have to behave.

Punky: Well, it's almost time for bed. But, I think maybe we can watch a movie on TV together before we sleep. What movie can we watch as long as it's appropriate? How about "The LEGO Movie 2", or "Toy Story 4", or maybe "Inspector Gadget 2"?

Billy: NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THOSE MOVIES ARE RETARDED AND I HATE THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Punky: I thought you were told that you have to behave which means no swearing.

Billy: I might have a better idea for a movie that we could watch.

Punky: What is it?

Billy: Maybe we can watch "The Simpsons Movie".

Punky: No, Billy! That movie is PG-13, and neither one of us are 13 years old yet.

Billy: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE ARE GOING TO WATCH "THE SIMPSONS MOVIE" WHETHER YOU WANT TO OR NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'LL HAVE TO SUFFER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(22 minutes later during the movie…)

Punky: THAT'S IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CANNOT TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (She is gonna get her mom to come over here.)

Billy: NO, PUNKY, NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Punky's Mom: BILLY, TURN THAT MOVIE OFF RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Billy uses the remote to turn the TV off.) HOW DARE YOU WERE WATCHING "THE SIMPSONS MOVIE" WITH MY DAUGHTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT MOVIE IS NOT APPROPRIATE FOR MY DAUGHTER TO WATCH, AND YOU DO NOT VIEW IT EITHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PACK UP YOUR STUFF NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM CALLING YOUR MOM TO PICK YOU UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE IN SERIOUS TROUBLE, YOUNG MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Billy: Oh, Jesus shit!

Ladonna: BILLY, HOW DARE YOU MISBEHAVEING AT PUNKY'S HOUSE BY WATCHING "THE SIMPSONS MOVIE"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT MOVIE IS RATED PG-13, AND YOU'RE NOT OLD ENOUGH TO VIEW THAT MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR 10 WEEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (She's holding three Wiggles DVD's they are: "Dance Party", "Yummy Yummy" and "Hoop-Dee-Doo it's a Wiggly Party".) FOR YOUR PUNISHMENT, YOU ARE GOING TO WATCH ALL THREE OF THE WIGGLES DVDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!